Morning Oppo/2 hour late start AMA

"Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms) 01/25/2016 at 09:57 • Filed to: None

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Drove 30 miles to lift at 6:45. Got a text saying school was delayed 2 hours. Sitting in a coffee shop now having breakfast.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 10:01

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Bro, do you even lift?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/25/2016 at 10:02

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Bro I lift bro. Bro I do crunches, I do squats, I even do sprints bro. Got to get jacked for soccer bro.

Rico > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 10:02

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Ask for an Irish Coffee

Cherry_man1 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 10:02

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Why pay per mile when you can pay per foot?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 10:03

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You know your Brocabulary

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Cherry_man1 01/25/2016 at 10:04

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Don’t say that too loud, my parents might hear you and think its a good idea.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Rico 01/25/2016 at 10:05

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Nothing like a bit of whiskey in your coffee at 9 AM

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/25/2016 at 10:05

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Dang right Teddy Brosevelt

Cherry_man1 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 10:07

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But do you really have to pay per mile?

CalzoneGolem > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 10:09

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That says, “I’ll be taking a nap!”

crowmolly > Cherry_man1 01/25/2016 at 10:09

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His parents would make him pay for each pepper fleck.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Cherry_man1 01/25/2016 at 10:13

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Oh yes. I think the current rate is 15˘/mile as well as repairs, insurance, and other assorted costs. Thankfully, we currently get free gas courtesy of my dad’s law firm.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > CalzoneGolem 01/25/2016 at 10:13

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What could go wrong with drinking on a Monday morning?

CalzoneGolem > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 10:19

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Nothing but an early afternoon snooze.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > CalzoneGolem 01/25/2016 at 10:20

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“Don’t mind me Mr. Kamp, just had a wee bit of irish coffee this AM, so I’ll be sleeping through biology”

Cherry_man1 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 11:25

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I would refuse to drive and just bike

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Cherry_man1 01/25/2016 at 11:32

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30 miles away, winter in Iowa...